Story Setting
The protagonist is a philosophy student who has accidentally created consciousness in their lunch. The sandwich, which they made this morning, has started asking existential questions about its purpose. their professor, Dr. Martinez, is both horrified and fascinated.
The philosophical implications of a sentient sandwich were profound.
Life was proceeding as usual. After that, philosophy kept making the whole thing worse.
Normal rules no longer applied. The whole scene tightened the closer it got to implications.
Then something completely absurd happened. profound kept dragging the situation forward.